It's seriously a test of patience and sanity to watch any of this thing, as there is absolutely nothing in it resembling quality filmmaking. This movie was not only bad it flaunted its badness, as if somehow proud of its ceaseless, unrelenting idiocy - it constantly just paraded its badness in front of your face without even trying to hide it. Bad characters, annoying camerawork, no real story or direction and a complete waste of the ‘vampire bank heist’ concept. So there’s a real-world application for ya - if you’re planning on robbing a bank, just kill some vampires nearby. Buck makes friends with the sheriff who just lets him go despite the fact that he committed a crime. I didn't know the Shadowboxing championships were in town.īut finally, after what seems like an eternity of this bland nonsense, we finally see all the vampires killed off. We then learn several cool things, like that signs are perfectly good weapons for vampires to use in a fight, because it's not like they have super strength or magic powers or anything:Īlso, whoever thought this was a good idea for an action shot - you only see their shadows through the entire action sequence - needs to be Indian burned: Sorry to budge in, but the poorly written script says I have to." "Uh, hi, yeah, I'm the most convenient and plot-pandering eclipse ever made. We get the most convenient eclipse in the world, right as the sun is coming up, allowing the fight scene to go on even longer. Well, I can see the fucking stretch marks, assholes. The film suffers from this problem any time it tries to put something “exciting” on screen, as I already talked about with the “bat attack” scenes earlier - to compensate for having little to no other ideas or points of interest in the film, it just stretched out the fight scenes to a bloated extent. But proving that nobody really gave a crap about what they were doing in this thing, even the action is boring, overdone and overlong. ![]() I don’t even know how you make a fight scene this boring - at the very least, the action scene can be the saving grace in a shitty movie like this. Oh, and we really needed this POV shot from the lock being turned around in circles: Not like you’ll be able to go and refill your cache of black mascara and pseudo-gothy looking capes that easily. ![]() What does a vampire need money that much for anyway? You’ll be sleeping when all the Hot Topic stores are open. Just fucking break some shit and steal whatever you want. You don’t need all this secrecy and sneaking around. Turn the camera right side up, you dipshit. I’m sorry, did you just forget what kind of fucking movie you were making?! I admit the idea of a bank robbery movie with vampires MIGHT be cool in a pulp sort of way, but come on! These guys are turned into vampires, don’t question a thing and just go about the robbery like nothing happened? What kinda stinking rotten manure is that?! What’s wrong with you? That’s really the best you could come up with? They actually just go ahead with the bank robbery plan like nothing happened. So what are they gonna do - take over the hotel and turn it into an awesome vampire coven? Turn more people into vampires? Turn more people into food for vampires? Or maybe just rob a fucking bank like they were planning to in the first place. The other guy gets turned into a vampire too, and so now they have an entire team of vampires waiting to prey on unsuspecting victims.
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